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God Warrior
God Warrior

The American television show "Trading Spouses" on the Fox network spotlights what happens when a Christian fundamentalist wife shares a home with a family of Pagans: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2681739?htv=12 Two words come to mind: Mentally ill. Unfortunately, such unquestioning fundamentalism encourages this type of ... (Read More)

(Added by Luke Setzer on 11/15, 11:44am)

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An Objectivist Goes Shopping
An Objectivist Goes Shopping

1.1 Objects are simple. 1.2 Purchasing objects is not so simple. 1.3 Objects make up the substance of the world. Yet there are always more objects available to be purchased. 1.4 Which is why the substance of the world is expanding. 1.5 Yet an expanding world can only contain a finite amount of chocolate spread. 1.... (Read More)

(Added by Scott Cram on 10/16, 9:32am)

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 Think I Had A Wet Dream
Think I Had A Wet Dream

A song by Kip Addotta, as featured on Dr. Demento: Think I Had A Wet Dream - Kip Adotta It was April the 41st, it being a quadruple leap year and I was driving in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was over-heating. So, I pulled into a Shell station. They said I'd blown a se... (Read More)

(Added by Joe Maurone on 8/01, 10:27pm)

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Philadelphia Business Seeks Terrorist Clients
Philadelphia Business Seeks Terrorist Clients

From the Web Site of G. Gordon Liddy: ... (Read More)

(Added by Luke Setzer on 7/23, 9:15am)

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The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity
The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity

This is a bit long, but well worth the study. ... (Read More)

(Added by Michael Stuart Kelly on 6/30, 9:22pm)

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Kissing the Ass of Hank
Kissing the Ass of Hank

This video satirizes traveling salesmen of Jehovah and their various arguments about the nature of that alleged deity.  In this parody, the "men in black" invite you to kiss the ass of Hank, who will give you a million dollars once you leave town but who will kick your ass if you fail to kiss his.  No one has verified that any of the many kissers o... (Read More)

(Added by Luke Setzer on 12/19/2004, 3:00pm)

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Farming and Effective Time Management
Farming and Effective Time Management

I learned this story while attending my employer's three-day course on Stephen Covey's book The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People.  I found it on the Web at this link also.  It brings to mind the Objectivist ethical value of Purpose.  Here it is: ... (Read More)

(Added by Luke Setzer on 7/30/2004, 10:51am)

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You Think Your Day Is Bad?
You Think Your Day Is Bad?

From www.funny.com: "Maybe we should send some minties to these people. Just remember, it could be worse! *The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onl... (Read More)

(Added by Jeremy on 6/28/2004, 1:55am)

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